I thoroughly enjoy cultural events.

I will brake for conventions and get-togethers of all flavors.

Gallery openings, ballet recitals, operas and concerts and spoken word performances.

They’re all grand.

Outdoor festivals are great because I can keep an eye on my bike.

And get a little sun on me, because damn, I look pale. I need to get out more. It’s strange to live in Southern California and not have a nice tan. Get on that, Self.