The United States of America are hard to remember because there are so many of them. They are numerous and myriad-ful. There are lots of states.

They did this so that they could be different than the English and Spanish and Portuguese. They only had one country and no states. The United States has one country and many states. Better. Much better.

Numbers are important because they show us how big something is. You can measure it in inches or tons or states. In states, we win. In tons I’m not sure but probably.

If I could name all the states in alphabetical order I’m pretty sure I’d get an A, but I can’t. So I’ll tell you my favorite one: Mississippi. It’s got so many letters it much be the best.

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