The museum is a paradise of imagination and wonder.

Your sense will be titillated by the sites and sounds of other cultures, lifestyles and eras.

Your sense of perception will shift. You will understand more and wonder less. You will be enlightened.

You will lose 15 pounds, 7 ounces and be able to benchpress twice your body weight.

You will sustain yourself on nothing but air and positive thinking.

You will be elevated. You will be godlike. You will be the Alpha and the Omega.

So come on over to the museum. Free admission on Tuesdays.